Our Country: Music

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I GOT MYSELF HOOKERS.
(HOOKERS, HOOKERS)
‘CUZ THAT’S THE WAY TO NEVER GET CAUGHT.
RELIABLE HOOKERS.
(HOOKERS, HOOKERS)
NOTHIN’S QUITE AS QUIET AS THE SILENCE THAT’S BOUGHT.

NOW DON’T GO JUDGIN’ ME, JUDGE JUDY,
‘CUZ YOU AIN’T NEVER TRIED ONE.
AND DON’T JUDGE MEN WHO SELL THEIR BOOTY,
‘TIL YOU’VE WALKED A MILE INSIDE ONE.
(YA’ MIGHT AS WELL, IF YOU BUYED ONE.)

I RECOMMEND HOOKERS.
(HOOKERS, HOOKERS)
THEY’RE PLENTIFUL AN’ KNOW HOW TO PLEASE.
EXPERIENCED HOOKERS.
(HOOKERS, HOOKERS)
JUST A BOX O’ CONDOMS KEEPS YOU FREE FROM DISEASE.

HOOKERS!
(HUSTLERS, JOTOS)
THE CUMSTAINS ON AMERICA’S QUILT.
THEY’RE ALSO CALLED HOUSEBOYS.
(RENTBOYS, ESCORTS)
SWITCH UP YOUR SEMANTICS TO ALLEVIATE GUILT!

THERE’S SUCH A BOUNTIFUL SELECTION,
WHAT FETISH WHETS YOUR WALLET?
JUST GET AN INTERNET CONNECTION
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT.
(THAT’S THE REASON MOST INSTALL IT.)

TO FIND THEMSELVES HOOKERS.
(HOOKERS, HOOKERS)
THEY’RE ALWAYS UP FOR HAVIN’ A BALL.
DEPENDABLE
BACK-BENDABLE HOOKERS.
(HOOKERS, HOOKERS)
IF YOU WANNA PARTY, HERE’S SOME NUMBERS TO CALL.
TOURIN’ ‘ROUND AMERICA, I’VE SAMPLED THEM ALL.